| food | episode | quote |
| | |
| apply pie | Mortos der Soulstealer | "And apply pie with meat." -Mortos |
| bacon | Rise of the Zitboy | "Why was there bacon in the soap?!" -Zim |
| beans | Tak: the Hideous New Girl | "Especially the part with the beans..." -Zim |
| Pilot | Scared of beans...space boy?" -Dib |
| Dibship Rising | Gaz, if you could just put that can of beans in the proton oven." -Membrane |
| beef jerkey | Mysterious Mysteries | "Angry mutant beef jerkey...no!" |
| biscuits | Planet Jackers | "Let's make biscuits!" -Gir |
| The Girl Who Cried Gnome | "You gonna make biscuits?!" -Gir |
| blood candies | Halloween Spectacular of Spooky Doom | "They've taken him and drained him of his sweet, sweet blood candies." -Zim |
| bologna | Bolognius Maximus | "Zim has introduced bologna DNA into my body?!" -Dib |
| Gaz, Taster of Pork | "I helped you when we were transforming into giant bolognies!" -Dib |
| bran | Bad, Bad Rubber Piggy | "And there's a big sack of bran...I guess" -Membrane |
| breakfast chunks | Bad, Bad Rubber Piggy | "My mom makes me eat breakfast chunks for breakfast. But I hate them! I HATE THEM SO MUCH!!! -Little Kid |
| breakfast squids | Bad, Bad Rubber Piggy | "Tasty breakfast squids would sweep the nation!" -Membrane |
| burgers | Germs | "Seeing this as a way to end their streak of being sued by angry costumers poisoned by their burgers..." -Burgerlord |
| burritos | Pilot | "The coming invasion will not be stopped by your burritos!" -Zim |
| Parent Teacher Night |
"I like burritos... but they sure don't like me!" -Man on TV |
| Invasion of the Idiot Dog Brain | "Maybe I'll get a giant burrito, too!" -Gir |
| cafeteria food | Dark Harvest | "That's how some kids react to the cafeteria food." -Secretary |
| Pilot | "He doesn't like the cafeteria food..." -Dib |
| candy | Halloween Spectacular of Spooky Doom | "It's after my candy!" -Mary |
| Door to Door | "Warning, candy made entirely of sawdust." -Announcer |
| Tak: the Hideous New Girl | "I read that long ago people used to give out cards and candy on Valentine's day." -Dib |
| candy cane | The Most Horrible X-mas Ever | "These are made of real candy cane!" -Dib |
| cake | Bestest Friend | "I'm makin' the cake!" -Gir |
| cereal | Bad, Bad Rubber Piggy | "Gaz, did you eat all the cereal?" -Dib |
| Gaz, Taster of Pork | "The cereal tastes horrible!" -Gaz |
| cheese | Rise of the Zitboy | "The smell...of that cheese!" -Zim |
| The Most Horrible X-mas Ever | "And a chair made of cheese and a table made of cheese and a..." -Gir |
| The Frycook What Came from All That Space | "And then my master flew to the moon in a rocket of flamin' cheese!" -Gir |
| Mortos der Soulstealer | "Two quarter Porkies with cheese..." -Mortos |
| chicken | Rise of the Zitboy | "Mmmm...chicken!" -Zim |
| The Sad, Sad Tale of Chickenfoot | "Are you thirsty for chicken?" -Eric |
| Megadoomer | "Chicken! Hehehehe I gonna eat you!" -Gir |
| chili bean | Invasion of the Idiot Dog Brain | "Sweet jumpin' chili bean, I'm crazy!" -Krazy Taco Man |
| Tak: the Hideous New Girl | "Uhhh...we have chili beans!" -Employee |
| cherry poop | Invasion of the Idiot Dog Brain | "We got new poop, classic poop, diet poop, cherry poop and salty lemonade." -Krazy Taco Employee |
| chocolate | Door to Door | "It's the great taste of Poop Cola wrapped in a layer of chocolate badness!" -Poop Dog |
| chocolate bubblegum | Nanozim | "I got chocolate bubblegum!" -Gir |
| classic poop | Invasion of the Idiot Dog Brain | "We got new poop, classic poop, diet poop, cherry poop and salty lemonade." -Krazy Taco Employee |
| Cocosplodies | Career Day | "Bluuuuh! Eat Cocosplodies!" -Count Cocofang |
| cookies | Parent Teacher Night | "Hey! Try one of these cookies! -Ted Slunchy |
| The Girl Who Cried Gnome | "Girl with cookies!" -Zim |
| corn | A Room with a Moose | "That was corn and mayonnaise day!" -Dib |
| Halloween Spectacular of Spooky Doom | "I've had enough of your nonsense from your smelly mouth filled with...corn!" -Zim |
| The Girl Who Cried Gnome | "Sweet mother of corn!" -Newscaster |
| Dibship Rising | "I like corn." -Gir |
| cupcake | Walk of Doom | "I miss you, cupcake." -Gir |
| curly fries | The Nightmare Begins | "I'll have them serve me the curly fries." -Purple |
| diet poop | Invasion of the Idiot Dog Brain | "We got new poop, classic poop, diet poop, cherry poop and salty lemonade." -Krazy Taco Employee |
| donuts | Backseat Drivers from Beyond the Stars | "Someone's makin' donuts!" -Purple |
| Easter shrimp | The Most Horrible X-mas Ever | "Easter shrimp for all if you tackle the boy who destroyed Santa!" -Zim |
| eggs | Attack of the Saucer Morons | "I'll lay eggs in your stomach!" -Zim |
| fast food | Career Day | "The machine has assigned you a career in fast food preperation!" -Miss Bitters |
| fish | Vindicated! | "I gotta eat that fish." -Gir |
| Frankenchokies | Gaz, Taster of Pork | "Did you eat all the Frankenchokies?" -Gaz |
| French fries | Career Day | "We start with the French fries." -Simon |
| grease | Career Day | "You wanna be very careful not to touch any of the grease..." -Simon |
| The Frycook What Came from All That Space | "But it's filled with white hot grease!" -Zim |
| ham | Tak: the Hideous New Girl | What a horrible adventure with that ham demon!" -Zim |
| The Girl Who Cried Gnome | "Why was there ham in my pocket?" -Dib |
| hamster pellets | Hamstergeddon | "If he reaches a reserve supply of hamster pellets, he could grow to unimaginable proportions." -News Reporter |
| haunted gummy bear | Gaz, Taster of Pork | "My haunted gummy bear collection!" -Dib |
| hot dog | Tak: the Hideous New Girl | "This place is kinda big for a hot dog stand, don't you think? -Gaz |
| Gaz, Taster of Pork | "A lifetime of eating nothing but hot dogs..." -Gaz |
| ice cream | The Nightmare Begins | "You like ice cream." -Ice Cream Truck |
| Walk of Doom | "Ice cream, ugh, somebody buy it." -Ice Cream Man |
| Mortos der Soulstealer | "I wish I had me some ice cream!" -Da Cone |
| jelly | Tak: the Hideous New Girl | "This has nothing to do with jelly!" -Zim |
| juice | Abducted | "I know! Let's fuse him with this juice!" -Green |
| Walk for Your Lives | "Jiggly, and full of juice!" -Zim |
| ketchup | Dark Harvest | "And it not even ketchup and rice day!" -Dib |
| leftovers | Dibship Rising | "Mmm... leftovers." -Dibship |
| mashed potatoes | Backseat Drivers from Beyond the Stars | "I made mashed potatoes!" -Gir |
| Gaz, Taster of Pork | "Those are the mashed potatoes!" -Dib |
| mayonnaise | A Room with a Moose | "That was corn and mayonnaise day!" -Dib |
| McGrease | Mortos der Soulstealer | "One McGrease, no cheese..." -Mortos |
| meat | Germs | "The answer is in the meat!" -Zim |
| Career Day | "Take me to the meat!" -Zim |
| Bolognius Maximus | "Laugh and frolic in your vile meats of evil!" -Zim |
| Battle of the Planets | "Remember the time Zim called us and he was covered head to foot in meat?" -Purple |
| Tak: the Hideous New Girl | "I left my meat at home." -Zim |
| Gir Goes Crazy and Stuff | "Once I've tainted the humans' meat supply with filth..." -Zim |
| Walk for Your Lives | "Hey! Come back here with my meat!" -Hugh Monstro |
| Backseat Drivers from Beyond the Stars | "Get your filthy alien meat out of the cockpit!" -Tak's computer |
| Mortos der Soulstealer | "And apply pie with meat." -Mortos |
| meatball | Pilot | "Giant meatball!" -Zim |
| meat seasoning | Career Day | "And then, you add the meat seasoning." -Simon |
| meat slabs | Tak: the Hideous New Girl | "Pass out your Valentine's meat slabs..." -Miss Bitters |
| Meaty McMeat Meat Meat | Mortos der Soulstealer | "Meaty McMeat Meat Meat, cheese..." -Mortos |
| Mr. Chickey Meal | The Sad, Sad Tale of Chickenfoot | "Perhaps you should try a Mr. Chickey Meal." -Eric |
| mooshminky | The Frycook What Came from All That Space | "I'll have a deep fried mooshminky..." -Eric |
| muffin | Dib's Wonderful Life of Doom | "Did you throw the muffun at Zim's head?" -Alan |
| Backseat Drivers from Beyond the Stars | "Yes, and muffins!" -Zim |
| The Girl Who Cried Gnome | "I dunno. But don't eat the muffins." -Eric Trueheart |
| nachos | The Nightmare Begins | "Help yourselves to some nachos, and we'll see you at the equipping station." -Purple |
| The Frycook What Came from All That Space | "Looks like the crowd is being treated to nachos!" -Conventia Announcer |
| neck meats | The Sad, Sad Tale of Chickenfoot | "I thought you were one of those darn kids after me lucky neck meats!" -TurkeyNeck |
| new poop | Invasion of the Idiot Dog Brain | "We got new poop, classic poop, diet poop, cherry poop and salty lemonade." -Krazy Taco Employee |
| ninja star cookies | The Girl Who Cried Gnome | "Wanna buy some chocolate covered ninja star cookies? -Moofy |
| noodles | Nanozim | "Arms...like...noodles!" -Dib |
| nutrients | Mysterious Mysteries | "But I need these moneys to buy nutrients." -Zim Actor |
| nuts | The Voting of the Doomed | "Salted nuts!" -Gir |
| Dibship Rising | "Do you remember the time we saved a bus-load of kids from a nut-eating moose?" -Dib |
| peanuts | Zim Eats Waffles | "These got peanuts and soap in 'em!" -Gir |
| pepper | Germs | "Right! We'll destroy them with pepper!" -Scientist |
| pizza | Battle-Dib | "For I shall rain misery down upon your pizza-stealing heart!" -Gaz |
| Bad, Bad Rubber Piggy | "Hey! You eat the pizza!" -Bloaty |
| Rise of the Zitboy | "Here's the pizza you ordered!" -Delivery Man |
| Bloaty's Pizza Hog | "You'd sacrifice the entire planet just for some pizza?!" -Dib |
| Zim Eats Waffles | "Now the cyborgs are eatin' pizza!" -Nick |
| Gaz, Taster of Pork | "This pizza don't taste like pig at all!" -Bloaty |
| plooka | The Frycook What Came from All That Space | "I ordered live plooka!" -Customer |
| Poop Cola | Door to Door | "The Poop Cola gangsta clown..." -Poop Dog |
| Poop Cola Candy | Door to Door | "Then jack this box of Poop Cola Candy!" -Poop Dog |
| potato | Future Dib | "My dad can fit a potato in his mouth." -Torque |
| The Sad, Sad Tale of Chickenfoot | "Potatoes are bad!" -Maria |
| pork | Career Day | "Need pork, daddy!" -Little Girl |
| Gaz, Taster of Pork | "Wow! Look at all that pork!" -Dib |
| pork cow | Dib's Wonderful Life of Doom | "Who dares to soil my normal boy head with this...pork cow?!" -Zim |
| punch | Parent Teacher Night | "That kid's throwing punch!" -Hugh Monstro |
| quarter Porkies | Mortos der Soulstealer | "Two quarter Porkies with cheese..." -Mortos |
| raisens | Mortos der Soulstealer | "Eww, raisens." -Da Cone |
| refill | Hobo 13 | "It appears I need a refill." -Purple |
| rice | Dark Harvest | "And it not even ketchup and rice day!" -Dib |
| salty lemonade | Invasion of the Idiot Dog Brain | "We got new poop, classic poop, diet poop, cherry poop and salty lemonade." -Krazy Taco Employee |
| sammich | Gir Goes Crazy and Stuff | "Hi, floor! Make me a sammich!" -Gir |
| Mortos der Soulstealer | "I had a sammich in my head." -Gir |
| sandwich | The Nightmare Begins | "As a show of... gratitude for your service in the past, eh, here's a sandwich." -Red |
| Bolognius Maximus | "Are you still mad about that thing with the sandwich?" -Dib |
| Backseat Drivers from Beyond the Stars | "I made sandwiches!" -Zim |
| Dibship Rising | "There's me eating a sandwich..." -Dibship |
| slaw | The Sad, Sad Tale of Chickenfoot | "I want my slaw!" -Hobo |
| slydoodedoo | The Frycook What Came from All That Space | "I want my slydoodedoo!" -Customer |
| snacks | Tak: the Hideous New Girl | "I'll fill the planet with snacks..." -Tak |
| Gir Goes Crazy and Stuff | "Curse you, snacks!" -Zim |
| Dib's Wonderful Life of Doom | "Our snacks! It's over!" -Red |
| Backseat Drivers from Beyond the Stars | "We can steal the snacks that fall out..." -LardNar |
| soda | Pilot | "Are you drinking my soda?" -Gaz |
| The Nightmare Begins | "Dib drank the last soda. He will pay!" -Gaz |
| Lice | "This place smells. Can I have a soda?" -Gretchen |
| Mortos der Soulstealer | "Why do they have sodas in a pet store?" -Dib |
| soup | The Girl Who Cried Gnome | "Soon the earth will shake until the humans are nothing but soup!" -Zim |
| space meat | Germs | "Utilizing advances in modern food synthesis, scientists at NASA began work on a germ hostile space meat..." -Burgerlord |
| super toast | Future Dib | "...and the inventor of super toast!" -Announcer |
| tacos | Battle-Dib | "I'm sorry about your tacos or whatever, just help me!" -Dib |
| Invasion of the Idiot Dog Brain | "I'm gonna get me some of them tacos!" -Gir |
| The Sad, Sad Tale of Chickenfoot | "Oh, no I'm a taco!" -Krazy Taco Man |
| taquitos | Halloween Spectacular of Spooky Doom | "My taquitos! My taquitos! Eh...TAQUITOS!" -Gir |
| FBI Warning of Doom | "You got any of them taquitos?" -Gir |
| Hobo 13 | "A sack of taquitos?" -Purple |
| toast | The Nightmare Begins | "Not now son! I'm making...TOAST!" -Membrane |
| Invasion of the Idiot Dog Brain | "I gonna make toast!" -Gir |
| tuna | Walk of Doom | "To make room for the tuna!" -Gir |
| Door to Door | "As a consolation, here's some tuna" -Miss Bitters |
| The Most Horrible X-mas Ever | "Tuna?! Tuna is worth nothing!" -Zim |
| turkey | Backseat Drivers from Beyond the Stars | "I was the turkey all along!" -Gir |
| Vort dogs | The Frycook What Came from All That Space | "...and a jumbofied sack of Vort dogs!" -Eric |
| waffles | Bestest Friend | "You don't like waffles?" -Keef |
| Gir Goes Crazy and Stuff | "Doo dee doo doo...WAFFLES!" -Gir |
| Zim Eats Waffles | "Gir, your waffles have sickened me." -Zim |
| walnuts | A Room with a Moose | "Are those walnuts?" -Dib |
| weenie | Attack of the Saucer Morons | "Explodes on impact with giant weenie." -Zim |
| Hamstergeddon | "Now we're being attacked by giant weenies. Get the weenie! Get it!" -Soldier |
| Tak: the Hideous New Girl | "Giant weenie stand...that's worth a look!" -Dib |
| Gir Goes Crazy and Stuff | "Weenies! Weenies! Dancin' weenies!" -Gir |
| Gaz, Taster of Pork | "Co-sponsored by the Deelishus Weenie corporation!" -Membrane |
| weiners | Tak: the Hideous New Girl | "I brought Valentine's weiners for everyone!" -Tak |
